November 2012
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How the heck do you spell Petraeus?
How the heck do you spell Petraeus?
This scandal is delicious. Almost as good as the Tiger Woods one. If a leaked video surfaces of General Petraeus’s wife beating him with a bayonet outside of the Pentagon, that would kind of be awesome. There are some interesting things about the scandal.
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August 2012
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July 2012
8 posts
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A: I hate gay people and to prove it- i'm gonna... →
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THE BURIED LIFE: 45 Life Lessons From A Dying Old... →
theburiedlife:
1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone… 4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch. 5. Pay off your credit cards…
When people tell me they've had good mexican food...
kikinitinkorea:
I’m like…
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The Comedy Bureau: Required Online Comedy Reading... →
thecomedybureau:
Here’s a whole set of “long reads” that span the comedy spectrum of Kyle Kinane pointedly defending not proliferating bad comedy all the way to a review of the long-running series we’re all a part of called “America” by Megan Amram. You have time for this because you’re still off work for the…
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kylekinane:
It’s pointless for me to continue addressing this issue, but it’s late and I’m sober and it’s still bothering me.
Yesterday, I was more or less cyber-jumped on Twitter by people who I was trying to help. Yes, the Colin Kane issue. Here he is, getting more free press, and I’m the one up late still…
June 2012
1 post
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Why Don't You Assess That Technological "Bag" Over...
I often tell jokes about online dating sites, their “sexy silhouettes”, and my complete inability to take it seriously. There is no one on the planet looking for meaningless conversation, so stop saying “I’m looking for meaningful conversation.” It’s annoying. And kind of counter-productive.
When I lived in a strange country, far far away from the land of the gay USA, I put up a profile on an...
May 2012
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April 2012
15 posts
The "Don't Be Slutty" song...(video coming soon)
Potty training is an important time. If you can’t grasp it, the game is kind of over for you before it begins. The other day my sister and I were trying to get my nephew to get excited about going in the toilet instead of his diaper. He’s already starting to say when he needs to go potty, though sometimes, he’s just like, “Nah, I’m busy with this toy right now....
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Today's Best Videos (April 19, 2012)
tastefullyoffensive:
5 Historical Misconceptions Rundown Dog vs. Electric Toothbrush Ellen’s Deleted Cameo in ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocal’ Mama Duck Rescues Her Ducklings from a Swimming Pool Bill Nye the Science Guy Dances to His Theme Song
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no. just no
girl 1: hey you like photography and stuff right
girl 2: yeah, i do
girl 1: do you know what instagram is?
girl 2: uhhh
girl 1: i really like to take pictures with it and it makes them look all professional
girl 2: yeah
girl 1: it's really awesome, kind of feel like i'm cheating but whatever they're great photos
me: smashes head into brick wall repeatedly
Did the barista really need to say "Venti water!"?
Sitting in a suburban Starbucks (free wifi) contemplating my future. I don’t think it’s here, but when I’m done I’ll ride my bike the 4 miles back home after I put air in the leaking tire. Thanks for the tall drink of water.
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January 2012
11 posts
Stonewall Jerky
jamesadomian:
A healthy wild-west Confederate vegan jerky snack! From the makers of AnaCRUNCHizm and Oxymorunchies!
Stonewall Jerky
jamesadomian:
A healthy wild-west Confederate vegan jerky snack! From the makers of AnaCRUNCHizm and Oxymorunchies!
Stonewall Jerky
jamesadomian:
A healthy wild-west Confederate vegan jerky snack! From the makers of AnaCRUNCHizm and Oxymorunchies!
Ross Gardiner's blog.... →
